First, before any discussion of a route, round up some people.
These cats seem pretty cool
Tell everyone: This will be the greatest ride
2: figure out somewhere to go which
-You haven't really been before
-Might get lost
-Only sort of know what to expect
Take the second left then....
2.5: check the depressing and the optimistic weather forecasts
2.75: Completely disregard any information gained in step 2.5. RIDE ANYWAYS!
Drizzle, an important and very technical meteorological term
Three: Leave at some time that allows you to maybe get back before dark or get over your hangover
FIRST or fourth order is really unimportant here: Go RIDE your bike!
Whatever number we are on now: Discuss with the group and change the plan mid-ride, must include more adventures.
#1: BE AWESOME
11?: Seek some dirt or gravel (really this is explanation of the previous step)
Find signs like this
12: End up somewhere you weren't expecting to go/didn't know existed/totally awesome/didn't know a you could ride a road bike to
13: Unintentionally possibly break a few anti-cycling regulations
"Where are we? Is this the AT?"
Shforteentenn: Document some of the stoke if you feel the need to.
(just don't use strava seriously)
Get home much much later in the day with a grand feeling of accomplishment and exhaustion.
Eat food, recovery beverages and get ready to do it again!
Snow storms, shmoww shmorms, lets go ride!
Do everything just like this and I cannot guarantee anything on what kind of time you will have. Really just go ride, you'll have a much better day in the saddle than you would otherwise.
Winter miles equal summer smiles!
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